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I am interesting in what the readers think of the following article from the New York Times? http://travel.nytimes.com/2007/05/24/arts/24crea.html . I know of at least one Christian that believes the museum is an embarrassment to Christianity. Tom
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I know of at least one Christian that believes the museum is an embarrassment to Christianity.
Tom Has he given a cogent reason as to why he is embarrassed? Or is he just enamored of the evolutionary view?
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Never mind Tom I read the person's response and any one who holds to what Hugh Ross teaches regarding creation needs to rethink their sources.
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Tom, From the NYT article: But given the museum’s unwavering insistence on belief in the literal truth of biblical accounts, it is strange that so much energy is put into demonstrating their scientific coherence with discussions of erosion or interstellar space. Are such justifications required to convince the skeptical or reassure the believer? Christians (evan-jelly-cals) who refuse to believe that the Genesis account of our creation is true from the Scripture Alone, or must have some sort of external proof, are already on the road to heresy and rank unbelief. Unfortunately, IMO, the author of this article is telling the truth regardless of his philosophical bent. Christians all along should have been petitioning the courts that the theory of Evolution is pseudo-science and bare naked religious speculation rather than trying to meet the atheist fools on their own ground. Speculating about origins is always philosophical as there is not just two possibilities for our creation but an infinite number. Just ask any Hindu, Carl Sagan/Steven Hawkings disciple, UFO believer, pagan or Mormon. Denny Romans 3:22-24
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Have you read what this person has said about Hugh Ross? He basically said that he doesn't hold to what Hugh Ross teaches, he holds to the Framework view instead. I must admit that I don't understand the Framework view and don't know if it could be considered an orthodox view, even though I know that there are Reformed Christians that hold that view.
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Tom said: Have you read what this person has said about Hugh Ross? He basically said that he doesn't hold to what Hugh Ross teaches, he holds to the Framework view instead. I must admit that I don't understand the Framework view and don't know if it could be considered an orthodox view, even though I know that there are Reformed Christians that hold that view.
Tom Tom, The Framework Theory basically asserts that Genesis 1 has a deliberately literary framework that looks forward to the rest of the Pentateuch. This literary framework especially consists in parallels between the days of creation. So, taking Meredith Kline's approach, we have God creating light and separating it from darkness on the first day, and then creating the heavenly bodies to govern that realm of creation; God creates the expanse to separate the waters below and the waters above on the second day, and the birds of the sky and fish of the sea on the fifth day. Similarly for the third and sixth days. Finally on the seventh day God crowns Himself King of all creation. According to proponents of this view, the author has a few objects in mind. One is to write a polemic against the pagan creation myths. In distinct contrast to the pagan myths, the God of Genesis is supremely transcendent, creating the world by fiat, from nothing rather than from His own body or from some preexisting material. Unlike in the pagan myths, this God has no opposition which He must first overcome. These points in themselves should probably be granted: no doubt Moses was concerned to combat the false beliefs of the surrounding pagan nations. Another object is to foreshadow and legitimize the Exodus story in general, and the Fourth Commandment in particular. Thus one supposedly finds many parallels between the story of creation and the Exodus of Israel from Egypt. The point is NOT that God actually created the world in the way recorded in Genesis, but to provide a literary device that points ahead to God's deliverance of Israel and giving of the Ten Commandments. The problem with this, of course, is that the Bible does not take this view. According to Scripture, the Sabbath is to be observed because "in six days the LORD made the heavens and the earth, the sea and all that is in them, and rested on the seventh day; therefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day and made it holy" (Ex. 20:11). If the Framework Theory has it right, then essentially what God has done is retroactively INVENTED a reason for the Fourth Commandment rather than actually having CREATED the Sabbath. Frankly, that is inconsistent with a high view of Scripture. The obvious impetus for the promotion of this view is that the ancient understanding of Genesis — that it is primarily a narrative account of creation — is out-of-step with the findings of modern science. That impetus is wrong. But on the other hand, so is much of the impetus behind the work at the Creation Museum, which is to answer pagan science on its own grounds, thus also making science the arbiter of whether or not the Bible is true. We ought to unswervingly uphold the authority and absolute truth of Scripture without making modern scientific presuppositions the ground of truth.
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Kyle said: We ought to unswervingly uphold the authority and absolute truth of Scripture without making modern scientific presuppositions the ground of truth. Yes indeed. Has anyone ever noticed how the Darwinists cover their ignorance with big words meant to impress the unenlightened? Take a look at how many times the word "assume","hypothesis" or "assumption" is used in the following that I Googled from UC Berkeley (surprise, surprise). “Synopomorphies are the basis for cladistics.
Cladistics is a particular method of [hypothesizing] relationships among organisms. Like other methods it has its own set of [assumptions], procedures and limitations. Cladistics is now accepted as the best method available for phylogenic analysis, for it provides an explicit and testable [hypothesis] of organismal relationships.” [Emphasis my own] These people are simply choosing from the billions of facts of nature, those facts that tend to support their secular/religious view of creation. When examined, all of Darwinists thought is presented in this very way. When their own "facts" don't fit their theory they simply add more billions of years of "Evolution" to accomodate their presuppositions and very un-scientific faith in the "magical mutating gene". Professing to be wise, they became fools, and exchanged the glory of an incorruptible God for an image in the form of corruptible man and of birds and four-footed animals and crawling creatures. [Romans 1:22,23 NASB] Denny Romans 3:22-24
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Thank you for that explanation, it is very helpful. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/BigThumbUp.gif" alt="" /> You said: The obvious impetus for the promotion of this view is that the ancient understanding of Genesis — that it is primarily a narrative account of creation — is out-of-step with the findings of modern science. That impetus is wrong. But on the other hand, so is much of the impetus behind the work at the Creation Museum, which is to answer pagan science on its own grounds, thus also making science the arbiter of whether or not the Bible is true. We ought to unswervingly uphold the authority and absolute truth of Scripture without making modern scientific presuppositions the ground of truth. Although I agree with much of what you wrote here. Unless I misunderstand the people at Answer in Genesis, they believe first and foremost that the Bible is the source; we should lean on rather than science. They have stated that science can only take us so far and the rest is all presuppositions. They have a very high view of Scripture and are not afraid to say so. The Creation museum is basically trying to show what the Bible says about creation and showing where the facts that science do not contradict the Bible account of creation. Now whether or not they should as a Christian organization be doing this sort of thing may be another manner. I lean towards the Vantil (sp?) way of apologetics, but I must say that I have found Answers in Genesis a great tool in helping me understand God's creation. As someone who is amazed at the beauty and majesty of God's creation, sometimes my mind can not help but wonder how God created certain things. From cave stalactites & stalagmites, mountains, lakes to the wonders of sea life, you name it. They surely are a testament to God's creative genius. Tom
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Tom said: I lean towards the Vantil (sp?) way of apologetics, but I must say that I have found Answers in Genesis a great tool in helping me understand God's creation. Tom, That was exactly CovenantinBlood's criticism of those behind the "Creation Museum", i.e., their apologetic is "Classical" to at least a large degree and that the purer (biblical) method should be "Presuppositional". BTW.... although VanTil popularized presuppositionalism along with his students, Frame and Bahnsen, he surely didn't invent it. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> To help you understand this rightly, it is akin to "Calvinism" not being an invention of John Calvin, where in fact, he simply put the biblical teaching in a cogent systematized form which later his name was unfortunately affixed by others. The bottom line is that the "Classical" approach is far less effective in dealing with arguments against biblical truth than is "Presuppositionalism". In fact, one could say it is dishonoring to God for although one may outwardly profess to have a very high view of Scripture, "Classical Apologetics" is inconsistent with it to various degrees. Greg Bahnsen argues effectively on this point in several of his books and other writings. That's all.... as you were! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/giggle.gif" alt="" /> In His grace,
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Hi Pilgrim You told me that Answers In Genesis takes the Classical approach of apologetics. I thought this quite odd being as how they state very clearly at their web site that they believe in the presuppositional approach of apologetics. I also contacted them personally regarding this matter and they told me that they do not support the classical approach of apologetics; they support the presuppositional view of apologetics. To quote them: AIG takes the presuppositional approach to apologetics, believing that the Word of God is authoritive in all areas. If so called science, contradicts the Bible, then the Bible is true and the science is wrong. In their "Contact Us" section of their website, accessed from their home page, they state that they are presuppositional. See the link: http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/about.aspTom
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Tom said: You told me that Answers In Genesis takes the Classical approach of apologetics. I thought this quite odd being as how they state very clearly at their web site that they believe in the presuppositional approach of apologetics. Well Tom, let me ask you to think back over the years and point out how many times you have contacted individuals and/or groups, e.g., Billy Graham, et al with questions regarding their stance on a particular subject, doctrine, etc. And I want you to think about the answers you got, many of which didn't square with what you read, heard or saw. Now, how many of those answers did you believe which were contrary to the "evidence"? In this new situation, you have the same choice don't you? You can either believe the "official" response, or you can believe what has been written by this group. The choice is obviously yours. Likewise, I can believe the adamant insistent by NPP/FV'ers that they are orthodox Calvinists or I can believe what they actually state they believe according to their literature and lectures. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/scratchchin.gif" alt="" /> Hmmmmm, I think I'm going with the evidence. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> In His grace,
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Perhaps you had better show me some of that evidence.
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Since the museum is only two hours away, a group of us from church went. It may set your mind at ease to know that the introduction video and first several rooms of the museum were dedicated to the authority of Scripture and pointing out that the evolutionist's worldview blinds them, no matter what arguments they come across or what evidence they see. They even talked about laws of logic <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Also, about half of the museum was on Biblical history. It was a lot more presuppositional than I expected.
The one major issue I had was the statement that "sin was not part of the original plan of God." Later they said that "God's eternal plan was to send Christ to save sinners," so that could be used as a point to correct someone and say "Sin was not a part of God's original creation, but yes, God did ordain the fall to happen." Also, while the ending presentation video on Christ was not as Calvinist as I would like (they said Christ died for me *and you*, blech!), it wasn't bad otherwise.
I think that it can cause people to think, but I think that I would use it as a conversation starter more than anything.
I did buy an audio drama of Pilgrim's Progress from the bookstore <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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MarieP said: Now if only we can get them to rest like God did on the Sabbath... Which, ironically was part of the creation week. But, perhaps they only recognize the 6 days of the actual creation and ignore the 7th day upon which the LORD rested from His creative work on the previous 6? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/evilgrin.gif" alt="" /> And thanks for the encouraging report about the Museum itself. In His grace,
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Pilgrim Sorry, for starting this thread up again, but perhaps I need a little lesson on just what Presuppositional Apologetics is. In a nutshell, I would sum it up by basically saying that we should start with the Bible and anything that contradicts the Word of God is wrong. For a Christian the Bible can not be eliminated from argument, because then the Christian’s presupposition would be gone. In my way of thinking for the most part, I think AIG tries to do this. I have read a few articles on Presuppositional apologetics and I also have John Frame’s book ‘Apologetics to the Glory of God’. Yet, I don’t see how it conflicts with AIG form of apologetics. Unless of course it is wrong to start with Scripture and show people what facts science has been able to uncover. I have included something written by Ken Ham of AIG that explains their apologetics better than I can. Perhaps you can show me, where and how it differs from Presuppositional Apologetics. Thanks for your patience, I know I have a lot to learn. Debate terms If one agrees to a discussion without using the Bible as some people insist, then they have set the terms of the debate. In essence these terms are: 1. ‘Facts’ are neutral. However, there are no such things as ‘brute facts’; all facts are interpreted. Once the Bible is eliminated in the argument, then the Christians’ presuppositions are gone, leaving them unable to effectively give an alternate interpretation of the facts. Their opponents then have the upper hand as they still have their presuppositions — see Naturalism, logic and reality. 2. Truth can/should be determined independent of God. However, the Bible states: ‘The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom’ (Psalm 111:10); ‘The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge’ (Proverbs 1:7). ‘But the natural man does not receive the things of the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him; neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned’ (1 Corinthians 2:14). A Christian cannot divorce the spiritual nature of the battle from the battle itself. A non-Christian is not neutral. The Bible makes this very clear: ‘The one who is not with Me is against Me, and the one who does not gather with Me scatters’ (Matthew 12:30); ‘And this is the condemnation, that the Light has come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than the Light, because their deeds were evil’ (John 3:19). Agreeing to such terms of debate also implicitly accepts their proposition that the Bible’s account of the universe’s history is irrelevant to understanding that history! Ultimately, God’s Word convicts 1 Peter 3:15 and other passages make it clear we are to use every argument we can to convince people of the truth, and 2 Cor. 10:4–5 says we are to refute error (like Paul did in his ministry to the Gentiles). Nonetheless, we must never forget Hebrews 4:12: ‘For the word of God is living and powerful and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing apart of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.’ Also, Isaiah 55:11: ‘So shall My word be, which goes out of My mouth; it shall not return to Me void, but it shall accomplish what I please, and it shall certainly do what I sent it to do.’ Even though our human arguments may be powerful, ultimately it is God’s Word that convicts and opens people to the truth. In all of our arguments, we must not divorce what we are saying from the Word that convicts. Practical application When someone tells me they want ‘proof’ or ‘evidence’, not the Bible, my response is as follows: ‘You might not believe the Bible but I do. And I believe it gives me the right basis to understand this universe and correctly interpret the facts around me. I’m going to give you some examples of how building my thinking on the Bible explains the world and is not contradicted by science. For instance, the Bible states that God made distinct kinds of animals and plants. Let me show you what happens when I build my thinking on this presupposition. I will illustrate how processes such as natural selection, genetic drift, etc. can be explained and interpreted. You will see how the science of genetics makes sense based upon the Bible.’ One can of course do this with numerous scientific examples, showing how the issue of sin and judgment, for example, is relevant to geology and fossil evidence. And how the Fall of man, with the subsequent Curse on creation, makes sense of the evidence of harmful mutations, violence, and death. Once I’ve explained some of this in detail, I then continue: ‘Now let me ask you to defend your position concerning these matters. Please show me how your way of thinking, based on your beliefs, makes sense of the same evidence. And I want you to point out where my science and logic are wrong.’ In arguing this way, a Christian is: 1. Using biblical presuppositions to build a way of thinking to interpret the evidence. 2. Showing that the Bible and science go hand in hand.1 3. Challenging the presuppositions of the other person (many are unaware they have these). 4. Forcing the debater to logically defend his position consistent with science and his own presuppositions (many will find that they cannot do this). 5. Honouring the Word of God that convicts the soul. Remember, it’s no good convincing people to believe in creation, without also leading them to believe and trust in the Creator/Redeemer, Jesus Christ. God honours those who honour His Word. We need to use God-honouring ways of reaching people with the truth of what life is all about. Tom
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Tom, <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/hello.gif" alt="" /> What Ham describes is more like Evidentialist apologetics, which focuses not only on God’s word, but archaeological, historical, and scientific evidence to support both the probable existence of God and the truth of the Bible, and refute the major objections to the same. Like John Frame, I don't believe that these arguments are good enough on the grounds that they start out by granting the assumption that human experience is intelligible without a complete acceptance of Scripture “alone”. Ham does this by stating, (1) Showing that the Bible and science go hand in hand, (2) Forcing the debater to logically defend his position consistent with science, (3) One can of course do this with numerous scientific examples, showing how the issue of sin and judgment, for example, is relevant to geology and fossil evidence, and (4) having a little thing called a scientific museum, which is kind of a dead give away to his apologetic method. This however does not mean the museum is useless, but merely that its apologetical method is somewhat flawed. At best, Ham attempts to mix the two apologetic methods (and like R.C. Sproul, some Classical, a defense that stresses rational arguments for the existence of God and uses evidence to substantiate biblical claims and miracles), which by definition does not make him a true Presuppositionalist. One of Frame’s required readings is the book, Five Views on Apologetics, by Cowan and Gundry. This will assist you in defining some of the apologetic methods further.
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Hi Joe Sorry it has taken me so long to respond to you. Joe said: What Ham describes is more like Evidentialist apologetics, which focuses not only on God’s word, but archaeological, historical, and scientific evidence to support both the probable existence of God and the truth of the Bible, and refute the major objections to the same. Like John Frame, I don't believe that these arguments are good enough on the grounds that they start out by granting the assumption that human experience is intelligible without a complete acceptance of Scripture “alone”. Ham does this by stating, (1) Showing that the Bible and science go hand in hand, (2) Forcing the debater to logically defend his position consistent with science, (3) One can of course do this with numerous scientific examples, showing how the issue of sin and judgment, for example, is relevant to geology and fossil evidence, and (4) having a little thing called a scientific museum, which is kind of a dead give away to his apologetic method. This however does not mean the museum is useless, but merely that its apologetical method is somewhat flawed. At best, Ham attempts to mix the two apologetic methods (and like R.C. Sproul, some Classical, a defense that stresses rational arguments for the existence of God and uses evidence to substantiate biblical claims and miracles), which by definition does not make him a true Presuppositionalist. One of Frame’s required readings is the book, Five Views on Apologetics, by Cowan and Gundry. This will assist you in defining some of the apologetic methods further. I don’t see anywhere that Ken Ham says that he relies on scientific evidence to prove the existence of God or the Bible. He appears to be saying that what has been discovered about operational science confirms the Bible to be the reliable Word of God. Is it inconsistent with a presuppositional stand to point out that what we see in science lines up with what we find in Scripture? I am not sure, after all they are just stating fact. In number (4) you stated: having a little thing called a scientific museum, which is kind of a dead give away to his apologetic method. This might have been a mistake on your part, but AIG has a Creation Museum, not a scientific museum. In my understanding there is a difference. Donna O’Daniel, M.Sc. Answers Correspondence Representative Answers in Genesis says: The important thing is to start with the Bible and know that anything that contradicts the Word of God is wrong, and that is what we have stated over and over in the Museum. She also says: Answers in Genesis’ presupposition is that the God of the Bible exists and has given us His written, infallible Word, which can be relied upon in every instance no matter what so-called science or any scientist says. Where it touches on scientific subjects, it is completely accurate. An example is Noah’s Flood. The Bible states that it was worldwide. What would we expect to see after a worldwide flood? We see the evidence of a worldwide flood in the Earth’s rock layers and fossils on every continent, but that does not mean that we use these rock layers and fossils to prove the historicity of the Flood. We are merely observing and noting the consequences of it. We know that the Flood occurred and that it was worldwide because of Scripture. I don’t see anything in what Donna O’Daniel says that conflicts with my understanding of Presuppositional apologetics. Do you? Tom
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Tom,
In PA why do we need science, etc. ? After all we ALREADY presume the truthfulness of Scripture and the existence of God. In PA we merely show how science, archeology, etc. is "consistent" with the Bible, but not as proof of the Bible, etc. and thus have no purpose or reason to force the debater to logically defend his position consistent with "science."
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J Edwards said: In PA why do we need science, etc. ? After all we ALREADY presume the truthfulness of Scripture and the existence of God. Amen to this. The following is a poem that I think demonstrates the idea of presuppositional apologetics well. One might notice that nowhere do I answer the Darwinists on "scientific" ground as the Creation Museum attempts to do. My epistemology is in my belief in the reason of the Scripture alone. Darwin's JawboneFish learned to walk On the beach for a stair And to run up to Wal-Mart To buy underwear By the accident of morals They did soon understand To be nude underwater Wasn’t decent on land And surprising to all The cute little fellas Could wait for a sale On beach umbrellas And patient they were To calm all their fears For they thought this all out In but ten million years But impatient they were To be rid of vain fin So they studied at Oxford And enthroned King Darwin Who in return invented The Royal Law of Mutants The birds, the herds, the lice, the mice The apes, the men and the pork snouted rootants Being intelligent and omniscient Scaled atheist fools The fishy-men got grants To teach in our schools They ridiculed with malice To make their proud names And laughed at truth tellers And pronounced them insane Then the fishy-courts agreed And made law gone berserk That to oppose Chucky Darwin Was a hate crime at work Yet still to this day The fishy-priest’s best end Is to love their ears tickled And their pleasures in sin Who could have mercy On a fishy-faith like this Or on those mutants who lap From this dogfish dish Why would one wonder That in all of its parts This fish story was honored By Nietzsche and Marx Then Mao that monster That Samson of sin With the jawbone of ass Darwin Murdered fifty million men And on Lenin’s desk To justify his hand Stood the statue of a monkey And the scull of a man And the Socialists and Nazis And Feminists et al., Have sucked the world’s blood With the fishy-theory’s call Then the village idiot Amid all of death’s splatter In the name of “love” Says belief doesn’t matter So for those who love fiction And love tales told tall The Theory of Evolution Is the best of them all Denny Romans 3:22-24
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