CBS and Dan Rather can write phony military letters. So can I.
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FROM: Candice Armstrong, Capt. USA
1st Div, 2nd Brig, 3rd Batt, F Company
TO: All Company F personnel
It has been brought to my attention the need for "His and Her" foxholes as we have already done with latrines. This is due to a rather unfortunate incident of "fraternization" two nights ago in 4 squad.
Of course the male soldiers will be responsible for digging said foxholes as females were relieved of the duty of carrying entrenching tools.
Also in the future, a need has developed for male soldiers to carry all personal weapons. This is due to an observation of mine on a forced march two days ago. I overheard Sgt. Bella Jones aver "Darn, these grenade launchers are heavy" and "It's not fair that those men are bigger than us.".
There will be absolutely no complaining, as any grumbling may be easily interpreted as sexist in nature and pursued by court martial. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bif.gif" alt="" />
FOR THE COMMANDER:
Capt. Candice (Candy) Armstrong
F Company
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Denny
Roms 3:22-24
