Funny!

Besides....

How can you preach just one expository sermon? I mean, doesn't that kind of defeat the point?

Interesting that all of us selected expository, and almost all selected scripted. I always thought it was more evenly divided between scripted and extemporaneous. It would also have been interesting to ask what age your pastor was. Mine is in his early 30s, and he preaches expositorily and scripted.

I can't really think of a whole lot of impromptu expository preachers. Although, James White did mention that some texts he has gone through so many times that he could do a seermon on it at second's notice. John 6, for example.

True godliness is a sincere feeling which loves God as Father as much as it fears and reverences Him as Lord, embraces His righteousness, and dreads offending Him worse than death~ Calvin