I don't know if I should post this here or not, but if I shouldn't I'll just delete it.

OK, a minister, a rabbi, and a bishop are out in a boat fishing. The minister says, "You know, I know everything about you two because we've been fishing together for twenty years. But I still don't know what sins you guys struggle with. Why don't you guys tell me?"

The bishop looks thoughtful for a minute and says, "Alright, why not? I must confess, I've struggled with theft for many years. It seems hardly a Sunday goes by, I don't take twenty or thirty dollars from the collection plate. What about you, rabbi?"

The rabbi thinks for a minute and says, "Well, I've struggled with lust for a long time. What about you preacher?"

By this time the minister has a huge grin on his face. He sits there smiling for a minute and then says, "Well guys, I hate to tell you this, but I'm a horrible gossip and I can't wait to get back to town!"


In the midst of your sadness and woe, when you are tormented and afflicted, have comfort! God's will is done.