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The "Not-a-Witness Translation"

Or how about the "Nether World Translation"

Seriously, it's the official Bible published by the Watch Tower Society, the offical publishing house of the Jehovah's Witnesses.


True godliness is a sincere feeling which loves God as Father as much as it fears and reverences Him as Lord, embraces His righteousness, and dreads offending Him worse than death~ Calvin